Mrs. Antichrist's Match Making Connection

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Name: Pestilence

Occupation: Horseman of the Apocalypse

Hobbies: Baking cookies

Perfect Date: A fire, a bearskin rug, a glass of merlot, and Al Green on the stereo.

e-mail: pestilence

Name: Jehovah

Occupation: Vengeful God

Hobbies: Smiting punks who piss me off.

Perfect Date: Dinner followed by a few smitings and then maybe taking out Bangladesh with a cyclone.

e-mail: jehovah

Name: Chuck Darwin V

Occupation: Scientific Theory Expediter

Hobbies: Gun collecting, Target Shooting, Theorizing

Perfect Date: Dinner, Dancing, then off to prove my G G Grand Dad's theory of "survival of the fittest" by taking pot shots at Scientologists.

e-mail: Chuck

Name: War

Occupation: Horseman of the Apocalypse

Hobbies: Liza, Judy, Broadway, and the Lord of the Dance

Perfect Date: A cage full of gerbils and a pocket full of poppers.

e-mail: War

Name: Melificent

Occupation: Succubus, evil soul-stealer

Hobbies: Invading the dreams of men and stealing their souls, throwing cocktail parties, dressing up like deceased celebrities

Perfect Date: We go to the movies, walk on the beach, have a wonderful dinner. At the end of the evening, I want to devour his immortal soul and trap it in the bowels of hell, but I've come to respect him enough to leave his soul intact.

e-mail: Melificent

Name: Harpeau Crapaud

Occupation: Creating Plagues of Frogs

Hobbies: Mind-reading, Meditation, Fly-eating

Perfect Date: After a candlelit dinner of flys and bugs, we watch re-runs of The Egyptian Plagues

e-mail: Harpeau

Name: Painted Lady of Jerusalem

Occupation: Freelance Private Entertainer

Hobbies: Entertaining, Rollerblading, Writing Poetry

Perfect Date: We meet at the local No-Tell Motel so Mrs. Right doesn't find out. He gives me money, I give him an STD. We never meet again.

e-mail: Painted Lady

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